DIRECTOR (HEADTEACHER)

All of this amazing stuff that I have done would never have happened if it wasn't for this man. My director is a very generous, extravagant character. He works very hard, I don't actually think he ever leaves the school, maybe just for a two hour nap at about 4am. He wears white jeans and white cowboy boots, does his hair like Elvis Presley and likes to shop more than me, it's a winning combination. 

This is him pretending to be a body guard in the supermarket...